I'm Not A Boy

I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut – Official lyrics and song page for the funny viral identity anthem 'I'm a Coconut' (I'm Not a Boy) by Coconut Hen.

The iconic novelty song "I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut" has been viewed billions of times in social media trends.

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The iconic line "I'm Not a Boy, I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Coconut" is the central part of 'I'm a Coconut'. Other famous lines are "I'm a no gender Swede", "It was the kindergarten lady", "Kid, I'm a ding-dong guy", "When our kids fall down from the coco tree", and "No one gave birth to me, I'm a five-year-old Swede."

Read the full classic lyric below.

[Intro]

Coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co

Co-co I'm a coconut

[Verse 1]

No one gave birth to me

No, I came from a tree

No one gave birth to me

I'm a five-year-old Swede

Sure, I got a butt

But I'm still a nut

No one gave birth to me

I'm a no gender Swede

[Pre-Chorus]

It was the kindergarten lady

That said to me

It was the kindergarten lady

That said to me

That I'm not a boy

And I'm not a girl

I'm a coconut

I'm the coconut hen

[Chorus]

I'm a coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co

Co-co I'm a coconut

Coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co

Co-co I'm a coconut

[Post-Chorus]

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut

[Verse 2]

So daddy yelled to me

Kid, I'm a ding-dong guy

Yes, daddy yelled to me

Moms got a butterfly

You got a willie or weiner

A cookie or flower

Yes, daddy yelled to me

We got genders you see

[Pre-Chorus]

It was the kindergarten lady

That said to me

It was the kindergarten lady

That said to me

That I'm not a boy

And I'm not a girl

I'm a coconut

I'm the coconut hen

[Chorus]

I'm a coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co

Co-co I'm a coconut

Coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co-

Co-co I'm a coconut

[Post-Chorus]

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut

[Bridge]

In the future, I hope to find another nut

A no gender Swede

With a big round butt

And together we make a happy family

When our kids fall down

From the coco tree

[Post-Bridge]

Everybody, let's do the Coco dance

Co, co, co

I'm the coconut hen!

Ah, ah, I'm a

[Chorus]

I'm a coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co 

Co-co I'm a coconut

Coconut, coconut

Ah, ah, I'm a coconut

Co-co-coco-co-co-co-

Co-co I'm a coconut

[Post-Chorus]

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut

[Outro]

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

Co-co-co- coco-nut

Co-co-co-coco-co-co

I'm a coconut